I really don’t care if Paris Hilton goes to jail or not. But I see a great marketing opportunity for one of the big brands that just came out with the cruisers or coasting bikes.
Trek, Giant, Raleigh, or Electra should really offer her a bike right about now. She’s lost her license, and I doubt that Britney Spears is going to want to drive her everywhere. Maybe Raleigh could send over a tandem, so Paris and Nicole Richie can go clubbing.
They don’t need some high-end Campagnolo-equipped ride. Something with a Shimano Nexus would do fine. And to top it off, maybe we would get a break from the soap opera surrounding Anna Nicole Smith.
So I’ll be back to normal posting tomorrow.
Maybe she can go hang with Councilor Ford up in Toronto…
Shimano Nexus?? Don’t even whisper such a suggestion! It would be sooo embarassing for us Nexus afficinados, especially the females.